Your Weekly Update On The Hottest Reality TV!
This week has rolled out some of the hottest drama in reality TV! From Real Housewives of New York, to Keeping Up With The Kardashians, we've got you covered for everything you might have missed!
Vanderpump Rules Season 8, Episode 13
Oh, my Lala! This episode of Vanderpump Rules had us gagging! Lala Kent was serving her old time ways when she snapped at Raquel for being "stupid" about her beau James Kennedy.
The two have often times butted heads over Kennedy, who we also see this season really try and change for the better. However, this time, Lala wasn't taking it anymore and bit back at Raquel for continuously supporting her boyfriend who has treated her terribly in the past.
And speaking of terrible boyfriends... Kristin Doute is left uninvited by ex bestie Katie Malone, to her first ever girls night at her new home.
Katie tells Stassi Schroeder that she doesn't feel bad she invited half of L.A. and left Kristin out. The three girls have always had an on-again-off-again relationship, however this time it seems like there really is not going to be another chance.
And of course, who would Katie be without the charming yet irritating Tom Schwartz? Things got real heated when Jax Taylor and Randall Emmett pulled a prank on Tom Sandoval at his L.A. home.
The boys fake arrested Sandoval, leaving everyone at the party laughing - except Katie.
Katie found the prank was in poor taste, and was livid at the boys. After expressing that "some do not have the same relationship with the police," hubby Schwartz told her to "shut up", and to take a joke.
The episode ended with Sandoval trying to pull Schwartz away from Katie, while Schwartz yells, "this is why I don't have sex with her".
The teaser for next week reveals Beau and Stassi facing an ultimatum, and Jax Taylor expressing his worries about getting married to Brittany Cartwright. Ouch!
Real Housewives of New York Season 12, Episode 1
Oh where, oh where could Bethenny Frankel be? This season premiere is the first since season 7 to not feature America's favourite neurotic reality star!
The episode starts off with the ladies getting a text that Bethenny will not be returning this season, despite the fact filming was already well underway. No one, even Bravo, knew that was going to happen. Some were overjoyed, (I'm looking at you Ramona Singer) while others were sad to see her go.
While Sonja Morgan joins Luann De Lesseps at the courthouse for her final appearance after her arrest, Sonja takes a moment to express to Luann about how awful she has been the last few years. But, in typical Countess fashion, that couldn't possibly be the case. They hug it out anyways, though.
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And speaking of Sonja, the mother says goodbye to her daughter who leaves for university, and is afraid that she won't return to the tiny apartment that is stuffed with... well let's just say it might be featured on the A&E show Before They Were Hoarders
Ramona gets emotional after a few Pinot Grigio's about not waking up to a man every morning, saying that she often times wakes up crying and alone in her apartment. But, after a few more sips of her drink, she was back to laughing. What can we say, it's the Ramona-coaster.
And right as we're about to feel nice and cozy at the idea that grown women can interact with each other without a screaming match ensuing, we were swiftly proven wrong.
Dorinda Medley and Tinsley Mortimer get into it at Dorinda's house party. Dorinda claimed that Tinsley wasn't being "transparent" enough about her relationship with Scott, before saying she "lies on her back to get what she wants"- if you get what she means. Yikes. Tinsley stormed out, and cue the credits!
Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 18, Episode 2
Poor Kourtney Kardashian, feeling all alone and isolated in her Calabasas mansion, with no one there to feel her sorrows... Can anyone else hear that tiny violin?
Following last week's episode, and fight with Kim Kardashian, Kourtney opens up about how she feels her sisters isolate her, and how she is always put on blast no matter what she does.
After getting emotional with family friends Malika and Khadijah Haqq, she reveals that she is worried about missing time with her kids and how she is so unhappy filming.
Meanwhile Kim talks with Scott Disick and Khloé Kardashian about her talk with Kourtney off camera, before Kim and Kourtney jet set off to Armenia.
Kylie Jenner is still M.I.A from Paris Fashion Week, making momager Kris Jenner panic... will she still get that sweet 10%? Fear not though, Corey Gamble makes sure Kris knows her glam is "perfecto" because let's be honest, when everything is crumbling around you, if your eyeliner is on fleek you really don't have any problems. Right?
Khloé dishes the dirt about a lack of dirt to dish in regards to Kourtney replying to her lengthly emotional text with a video of her in a private jet. Weird flex, but okay. Meanwhile Ms. Switzerland, Kendall Jenner listens to the tea, while sipping tea from the oddest looking mug anyone's ever seen.
Kim and Kourtney finish their trip in Armenia, before heading back to Calabasas, only to be greeted by a small Pomeranian dog. Oh wait, sorry that's just Khloé's hair. The two hash out their problems, with the twins Malika and Khadijah moderating.
As it turns out, Kourtney takes a backseat in the filming department, and will now only film when she has something "interesting" to share, so I suppose it's goodbye for a while then, because as Kim made it very clear before, "You are the least interesting to look at".
Don't miss next week's season premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!